Thursday, February 01, 2007

And Satan invented cable television with remote control

Dr John Crippen's In the beginning... is an interesting read!

In the beginning, God covered the earth with broccoli, cabbage, red peppers and all kinds of vegetables, so Man would live long. Resenting God's Bountiful gifts, Satan created dairy ice creams and said "Do you want hot fudge with that?" and Man said "Yes" and Woman said "I'll have one too, please, with chocolate chips!"

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