TIROL雛祭り特別版朱古力

チロルチョコ株式会社新出了女兒節特別版朱古力套裝，在吉之島就可買到！只要將草莓味朱古力的包裝紙打開，還可以用那塊三色朱古力來扮菱餅。

衰貓！你響度做咩呀？！

望咩呀望

自從晚上被死小孩嚇過之後膽細了很多。今天返工又有驚嚇事！行樓梯時忽覺有非人的目光射來，抬頭一看原來是家樓下的小貓不知如何爬了幾層水管來嚇我！
花了十分鐘想將她拿下來，不過最後圖中衰貓像蜘蛛俠一樣由水管逃走了。

細路

如果你一個人住在幾十年舊樓。夜媽媽返屋企，電梯開門有個細路彈出來大聲喊住要搵媽媽。問佢媽媽響邊佢指住空無一人的電梯…你會以為自己撞鬼嗎？

我立即同管理處講，見到管理員抱起個細路先敢返上樓…行樓梯。

"Help"

Which of the following statements are grammatically correct? For those which are correct, what are their meanings? (No I do not have the answer.)

1. Help.
2. Help with something.
3. Help to something.
4. Help do something.
5. Help to do something.
6. Help doing something.
7. Help to doing something.
8. Help somebody.
9. Help somebody with something.
10. Help somebody to something.
11. Help somebody do something.
12. Help somebody to do something.
13. Help somebody doing something.
14. Help somebody to doing something.

新版大富翁

大富翁又出新版了！今次的六款其中一款是不用banker的"Monopoly Electronic Banking Edition"。用計數機跟扣數咭，很高貴。
註：上圖是在about.com偷的

This is St Valentine's Day

And it is 2AM.

How misanthropic are you?

You Are 67% Misanthropic

Here's the truth: Most people suck. You are just lucky enough to know it. You're not ready to go live alone in a cave - but you're getting there.

How Misanthropic Are You?

Yes, I am only 67% misanthropic.

"one single master"

On the 43rd Munich Conference on Security Policy, Putin was quoted saying: "What is a unipolar world? No matter how we beautify this term it means one single center of power, one single center of force and one single master."

"[The U.S.] are permanently teaching Russia about democracy. But those who teach us, for some reason don't really want to study it themselves."

Reuters: Putin accuses U.S. of bid to force will on world
AFP: Putin hits out at US global dominance

"What will your job do to you?"

Age-o-Matic tells you what will happen.

via: Reuters news from Yahoo!

"That's how I knew this story would break my heart"

by Aimee Mann

P.S. According to Wikipedia Aimee Mann really has an anchor tattoo.

"We're in jail, dude"

Joy at direct hit turns to horror

World's champion exporter

According to AFP, China will be the world's biggest exporter by 2008. At 300 billion US dollars a year, China is already the number one exporter of electronics goods.

China set to become world's champion exporter in 2008: trade body

"The dead don't eat lunch either"

一日之計在於晨

美味早餐，盛惠廿八

And Satan invented cable television with remote control

Dr John Crippen's In the beginning... is an interesting read!

In the beginning, God covered the earth with broccoli, cabbage, red peppers and all kinds of vegetables, so Man would live long. Resenting God's Bountiful gifts, Satan created dairy ice creams and said "Do you want hot fudge with that?" and Man said "Yes" and Woman said "I'll have one too, please, with chocolate chips!"